Hugh Jass’s Big PreDICKtions for 2019 (Brace yourself because this year we went Bat shit crazy while ranking the REBL GM’s!) You think REBL City is a peaceful city!? Ho, Ho, Ho! Well, put your gum under your seat, hold your breath and get ready to hiss its diabolical dunderheads. POW! ZAP! ZOWIE! The rankings […]
Mockery
The most common posts you’re going to see here.
League Princess is Crowned!
Congratulations on our very first back-to-back last place GM Neil and first-time League Princess! He has the honor of carrying his royal trinket for the next year until he hands the charm to the next princess.. or to himself.
Where’s Jay Jay
***You’re listening to THE RESISTANCE—the nation’s only source for Fantasy Truth—on 1776 AM, WHIG. And now, here’s your host, The Big Whig: Hot Shot Whiggins!*** Alrightwelcomebackclones…….. ……..gotta lot to cover, let’s get right into it……. ……….pff…….Deja vu. I’m telling you….. ……. ……. ……. ……. …… Deja vu, man….what a strange beast. What a weird, WEIRD […]
NOW TAKING BETS!
The Supreme Court has just opened the door to legalize sports betting. The Sports Book is once again OPEN and TAKING BETS for the REBL! Here are some of the most popular bets available: World Series Teams Mill City Minnows (-120) The Tainted Samples (-100) #FHRITPoo (+75000) League Princess Straight Jamo (-250) The […]
Hubba Bubba: SALTO & SOUR!
Has fantasy baseball gotten you down and out? Are your scrub pitchers tossin’ rocks in the negative? Chew on this! It’s the ALL-NEW Hubba Bubba SALTO & SOUR flavor bubble gum! REBL team owners and players all agree — Hubba Bubba “Starts Soft and Stays Soft!” SALTO & SOUR Hubba Bubba, the official bubble gum […]
Psychic Energy Reader Hugh Jass Foresees Your Future
Worried about where you’ll finish this year? Wondering how that waiver wire pick-up will play-out? Or just in need of some consultation about life in general? Well no problem my friend, because the phone lines are now open! Master Psychic Hugh Jass is here for you!…Help is just a phone call away!
REBL CLASSICS: “Cotton’s All Cracked Up!”
Someone’s gettin’ a real #Good ass-whoopin’ this week!
REBL CLASSICS: “Hillbilla Jailed!”
It’s dated, but it’s still relevant today as much as it was when Jordy MRSA was the “Jewel of the Nile” for a certain team owner.
Thanks Corey
. Thanks for the trading me Hernandez before Wainwright ended up on the disabled list https://www.mlb.com/cardinals/news/adam-wainwright-goes-on-disabled-list/c-273355540