Congratulations on our very first back-to-back last place GM Neil and first-time League Princess! He has the honor of carrying his royal trinket for the next year until he hands the charm to the next princess.. or to himself.
(For Immediate Release to the Press) — The Old-Timey Asshats are proud to announce the hiring of a once-in-a-lifetime team owner and League Champion Andrew Fefer. He will serve as VP of Player Scouting and Acquisition. “It’s no secret to anybody that we’ve got problems with injuries. Nobody can stay healthy — we’re well aware”, […]
The Supreme Court has just opened the door to legalize sports betting. The Sports Book is once again OPEN and TAKING BETS for the REBL! Here are some of the most popular bets available: World Series Teams Mill City Minnows (-120) The Tainted Samples (-100) #FHRITPoo (+75000) League Princess Straight Jamo (-250) The […]
Has fantasy baseball gotten you down and out? Are your scrub pitchers tossin’ rocks in the negative? Chew on this! It’s the ALL-NEW Hubba Bubba SALTO & SOUR flavor bubble gum! REBL team owners and players all agree — Hubba Bubba “Starts Soft and Stays Soft!” SALTO & SOUR Hubba Bubba, the official bubble gum […]
Someone’s gettin’ a real #Good ass-whoopin’ this week!
It’s dated, but it’s still relevant today as much as it was when Jordy MRSA was the “Jewel of the Nile” for a certain team owner.
Comprehensive all-time team owner win/loss records in the regular season, by year. REBL Master Records (Updated 4/24/18)
2018 League Champion – Andy Simac (#Good) 2nd Place – Joel Hrubesch (Two Shirts) 3rd Place – Raji Alowairdi (Old-Timey Asshats) Minor League CHUMPion – Corey Czekalski (Won Shirt, Inc.) League Princess – Neil Hebert (#FHRITPoo) 2017 League Champion – Dewey O’Flanagan (Lucky Slots) 2nd Place – Matt Cullen (The Tainted Samples) 3rd Place – […]
2017 Draft Results 2017 Standings and Weekly Results 2017 Keepers
2016 Draft Results 2016 Weekly Results 2016 Keepers
2015 Draft Results 2015 Playoffs 2015 3rd Place Match 2015 Minor League CHUMPionship 2015 Standings (Power) 2015 Standings (Division) 2015 Weekly Results 2015 Keepers
2014 Keepers 2014 Draft Results
2013 Keepers 2013 Draft Results
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