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Where’s Jay Jay

***You’re listening to THE RESISTANCE—the nation’s only source for Fantasy Truth—on 1776 AM, WHIG. And now, here’s your host, The Big Whig: Hot Shot Whiggins!*** Alrightwelcomebackclones…….. ……..gotta lot to cover, let’s get right into it……. ……….pff…….Deja vu.  I’m telling you….. ……. ……. ……. ……. …… Deja vu, man….what a strange beast. What a weird, WEIRD […]

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NOW TAKING BETS!

The Supreme Court has just opened the door to legalize sports betting. The Sports Book is once again OPEN and TAKING BETS for the REBL! Here are some of the most popular bets available:   World Series Teams Mill City Minnows (-120) The Tainted Samples (-100) #FHRITPoo (+75000)   League Princess Straight Jamo (-250) The […]

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Hubba Bubba: SALTO & SOUR!

Has fantasy baseball gotten you down and out? Are your scrub pitchers tossin’ rocks in the negative? Chew on this! It’s the ALL-NEW Hubba Bubba SALTO & SOUR flavor bubble gum! REBL team owners and players all agree — Hubba Bubba “Starts Soft and Stays Soft!” SALTO & SOUR Hubba Bubba, the official bubble gum […]